How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
tumblr: saving lives since 2007
All-New X-Men #32 (click for full size)
Cats in piles
Wildly stacked cats
Kitten piles are best piles.
DC Collectibles Presents Wonder Woman: The Art of War
I get to be a loveable rouge thief with a awesome soundtrack, or a guy with no concept of metaphors out to avenge the murder of his family, or a wacky duo of bounty hunters, or an assassin raised by a big purple psychopath. All of these jobs are in space.
There are two protagonists in Inglourious Basterds.
So I’m a hillbilly looking to end the war, and a Jewish girl looking for revenge.
UGH. IT’S NOT THE 1940’S ANYMORE.
I AM THE PUNISHER.
I AM THE BLACK BANDIT.
ODIOUS YOUR ASS IS MINE
FUCK THIS SHIIIIT
I DON’T WANT TO BE A NEWSIE
AT LEAST NOT FOREVER, OOOKAYYYYYYYYY?
I’m going to be stuck on a spaceship with a couple of robots, forced to watch bad movies for the rest of my life.
FUCK THIS SHIT.
KING OF ENGLAND!
Or, you know… the Queen…
Hurray for The King’s Speech!
DUDE! I am IRON MAN!!!!
I’m a Browncoat!
I’m a Starfleet Officer!
RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT!!!!!! I WIN!
I’m the captain of a stupidly-named cruise ship, which will sink and in which I will surely die. At least forever will be short.
I mean, I’m okay with the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist part, but really, I can do without the ‘Merchant of Death,’ and I really, really get enough of that from the undergrads…..
And I find it extremely unlikely that I’ll ever get a Steve. Or a Pepper. Or a Bruce. Or a chosen family like that, ever, ‘cause, really, the only thing that guy and I share is extraordinarily bad luck. I’ll probably end up with the shrapnel….
You know, I can cope with being an independently wealthy smartarse - last film was Much Ado About Nothing. I can also cope with Clark Gregg being my uncle who gets drunk with me.
STARSHIP CAPTAIN MFY!
Sexy Starship Captain and/or crew? i can get with that.
All I know is, it’s damn hard to do my job with Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy making fun of everything that comes out of my damn mouth! Hey — I’m trying here! DON’T YOU SAY THAT I SURE AM TRYING! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
I guess my job now is being flung through half the buildings in Metropolis.
Hello! I’m the Doctor. =3